Schlafly
- We declare it is no more than reconstituted PBR..!
- Sour, spittle flavor
- It came in a bottle AND WAS FIVE DOLLARS. No prices on the menu, but what might you expect the charge for a bottled beer to be!? There were a couple of sleep deprived and enraged bears carelessly mauling folks for a few hours there after that trip to the bar...
- Also, just for an extra little dig, minus points for one of the most difficult brewery names ever
Widmer
- Good on tap and in a bottle, but always on tap at the bar! Rawr
- Comes with a slice of lemon or orange
- I've never seen a pint for more than 4.50, but can usually get it for 3.50 or even 3 during happy hour.
And so, Widmer beats the hefe-snot out of Schlafly and we gladly ramble back to the west.
But, before we go, a few nice words...
One good point of Missourian beer: Boulevard IPA. Not too bitter and only a hint of hops (versus our liquified hops concentrate)
"It's pretty great" said my IPA authority as he put his food/sugar deficient head in his hands...
